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It’s nothing to do with me directly but Unknown Penguin #0010 (Melanie Waldron) is starring in the road company of Chicago. This article about the production was published in August and mentions me by name, so . . . read it.

Razzle-dazzle Broadway musical ‘Chicago’ hits up the DECC

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The third act of Keith Powell Directs a Play is now up at running. In it, Keith begins Uncle Vanya rehearsals and has trouble sticking to the script. You can watch it here.

Here’s a LINK to an article on netorama.com about the origins of various Hollywood bumpers. Pretty interesting stuff. Thanks to Russell “What-To-Do-With-My-Hair” Confroy for sending that on.

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