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In these times of economic woe, isn’t it nice to know that every other Wednesday you can count on the Unknown Penguin Podcast to get you through the rough patches? Isn’t it? Yes, it is.

So go on, listen to Kamikaze Breaking free of charge. It’s our gift to you. Cheap as free, that’s what my podiatrist always says. This episode has everything. Well not everything, per se, but it’s got a kid with a portal in his closet, a couple at a car dealership, a man at a sandwich shop, and a woman who knitted a quilt for a man she loves.

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The Unknown Penguin dances into the world of viral video parody.

If you haven’t seen it yet, there’s a video going viral on YouTube about girls watching David Archuleta loose American Idol. It’s hilarious and you can watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vxzIamlzoA

Then watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFB7Va6FZo4

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The newest Unknown Penguin Podcast: “Rhino at a Whiskey Festival” dropped today. And features a Polite Stalker, a woman who is 38 & single, and husband & wife finance discussion.

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Episode 002 of the new and improved Unknown Penguin Podcast: “Forty-Eight for Forty-Eight” was released today.

In addition to Pat & Chris, this episode features two new cast members: Amanda McCann and Seth Brown. Amanda is a main-stage company member of ComedySportzLA and a series regular in the improvised teen soap The High where she plays Dawn Porter, the poor-kid outcast. Seth is a member of ComedySportzLA’s Sunday team and understands the relevance of Ghostbusters in the modern age.

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Episode 001 of the new and improved Unknown Penguin Podcast: If You Found This, It’s Probably Too Late debuted on October 22nd. Copy and paste this link so as to subscribe and become a better person. <http://unknownpenguin.podomatic.com/rss2.xml>

The Unknown Penguin is resurrecting its Podcast. The debut of the new sketch comedy format starting with Episode 001: “If You Found This It’s Probably Too Late” will debut on October 22nd.

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