A Film Nerd’s March Madness

February 28th, 2014
Off the top: I did not see many movies this year. In fact here they are:
American HustleBlue JasmineFrozenGravityThe Great GatsbyHell Baby12 Years a Slave, and The World’s End.

And I’ll say I enjoyed them all (especially GravityHell Baby12 Years a Slave, and The World’s End) with the notable exception of The Great Gatsby (The Ladywife and I fell asleep. Twice).

But that sort of lack of personal bias generally means a clarity in picking winners. And that’s why I think American Hustle is going to take it’s 10 nominations and get the same number of Oscars as the also 10 times nominated Bugsy (zero). Meanwhile, the terrible and terribly boring The Great Gatsby, will win 100% of it’s nominated awards.

Otherwise, there shouldn’t be many surprises Sunday night.

Best Motion Picture of the Year
12 Years a Slave

Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Best Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
There is an upset possibility here with all the negative Woody Allen press lately so look for Judi Dench in Philomena to take it home in that case. Amy Adams in American Hustle got great initial praise but that movie’s star has dwindled greatly since the nominations came out. Also, I don’t think Sandra Bullock is getting enough praise for Gravity. I thought she was remarkable in that film.

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Yeah, I said it. I’m calling an Eddie-Murphy-in-Dreamgirls-esque upset here. I think Jared Leto has his haters and we’re looking at a Harold Russell in The Best Years of Our Lives situation.

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
This is the only real shot American Hustle has with Jennifer Lawrence. But it’s not a good shot at all.

Best Achievement in Directing
Gravity, Alfonso Cuarón

Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
Her, Spike Jonze

Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material Previously Produced or Published
12 Years a Slave, John Ridley

Best Animated Feature Film of the Year

Best Foreign Language Film of the Year
The Great Beauty (Italy)

Best Achievement in Cinematography
Gravity, Emmanuel Lubezki

Best Achievement in Editing
Captain Phillips, Christopher Rouse

Best Achievement in Production Design
The Great Gatsby

Best Achievement in Costume Design
The Great Gatsby

Best Achievement in Makeup and Hairstyling
Dallas Buyers Club
This is a truly disappointing category. The best part of American Hustle was it’s design, especially the hair and makeup. For it to not even be nominated is just silly. And since no one’s gonna give an Oscar to either The Lone Ranger or Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa, the only real option is Dallas Buyers Club.

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Score
Gravity, Steven Price

Best Achievement in Music Written for Motion Pictures, Original Song
Frozen, “Let It Go,” Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez
With this win, Lopez will become the 12th person to earn an EGOT (Emmy: The Wonder Pets, Grammy: The Book of Mormon, Oscar: this, Tony: Avenue QThe Book of Mormon).

Best Achievement in Sound Mixing
Captain Phillips
I was tempted to go with Gravity here but I don’t think a film has ever won both Sound Mixing and Sound Editing oscars, so since Mixing is theoretically the sound recorded on set and editing is the post-production sound, I go with the movie shot on the boat with the hand-held camera and Tom Hanks.

Best Achievement in Sound Editing

Best Achievement in Visual Effects

Best Documentary, Feature
The Act of Killing
This is kind of a tight category this year. The Act of Killing is the odds on favorite but 20 Feet from Stardom has been winning all the lead-up awards. Also the lack of a nomination for Stories We Tell has caused some discussion.

Best Documentary, Short Subject
The Lady in Number 6

Best Short Film, Animated

Best Short Film, Live Action
Aquel no era yo

Once Upon a Time in the DMV

May 14th, 2013

It is with great pride that I unveil our latest 48 Hour Film Project effort ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE DMV. Conceived and completed between 7:30pm May 3 and 7:30pm May 5 with the following required elements:

genre: Musical or Western

prop: a drumstick

character: Alex or Alexa Berbrick, inspector

line of dialogue: “What do you think this is?”

Everyone involved worked their tails off on this film and I am very proud of what we accomplished. The debut screening at the AFI Silver Theatre was a rousing success.

The Miserable Ones

February 14th, 2013

DISCLAIMER: This is not an Anne Hathaway bashfest. I very much enjoy Anne Hathaway as an actress in general and in this movie in particular. So if that is what you have come for, take thyself to the Internet and Google your face off. But while you do ask yourself: why do you hate Anne Hathaway when every complaint leveled against her could be applied equally to Hugh Jackman?

I am a Les Misérables fan. Or at least, I was when I was younger and on my way to full-tilt music theatre nerd. I went through all the stages: Les Miz fanboy, discovering Sondheim, RENT fanboy, Jason Robert Brown fanboy, insufferably pompous “everything that isn’t Sondheim is terrible” ass, and now have landed in a comfortable middle Earth. I do not enjoy every show I see but I love the medium of music theatre (with an “re”) and all it has to offer. It has the power to stink worse than any theatrical presentation, true. But with that capacity to stink comes the ability to surpass any of theatrical presentation if used for good and not evil. I present Avenue Q, The Drowsy Chaperone, In the Heights, and Next to Normal as evidence.

The transition from stage to screen is not an easy one for any musical. They can be clunky (Evita), trite (Grease), or just plain stupid (Paint Your Wagon). But every now and again, a musical adaptation comes along that suits the word to the action and a great film is born: West Side Story, Chicago, How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying, Hairspray, and (most recently) Sweeney Todd.

Sweeney Todd succeed because the adaptation team (headed by director Tim Burton) took this large stage musical and made it a small film without compromising the story or the characters. This task was not hard, I imagine, because the characters in Sweeney Todd are both fully-drawn and wondrous to behold. They are charming, funny, terrifying, and endowed by their creators with clear motives, desires, and actions.

But what does all this have to do with Les Misérables? A lot, actually. Director Tom Hooper and team clearly had Sweeney Todd in mind when they set out to take the massive semi-opera from the big stage to the big screen. The motto seemed to be: “Strip it down, cut the length, up the realism, and we will have us a great movie.”

On the stage Les Misérables runs roughly two hours and forty-seven minutes. I am basing this length on the three CD Complete Symphonic Recording of the show which I proudly own and am listening to as I type. The film is two hours and thirty-seven minutes counting the ten minutes of credits. That is almost half-an-hour of material to hack away.

Now a film can accomplish things with a quick visual reference that a staged production must explain through dialogue or song. Setting, character’s temperament, etc. So there are redundancies to be sure. But Les Misérables has no spoken dialogue. This is replaced with an opera technique known as “recitative” or semi-sung phrases. A good example happens at the beginning of the film between Jean Valjean and Javert:

JAVERT: Now bring me Prisoner 24601
Your time is up and your parole’s begun
You know what that means?
VALJEAN: Yes, it means I’m free
JAVERT: No, it means you get your yellow ticket of leave
You are a theif
VALJEAN: I stole a loaf of bread
JAVERT: You robbed a house
VALJEAN: I broke a window pain

Recitative is boring on stage but it is a damn killer on screen. Especially when Russell Crowe is one of your “singers” (but more on that later).

So songs are trimmed or cut entirely to save time and the audience is left with a CliffsNotes, greatest hits version of the show. But no big deal, right? They didn’t cut anything crucial, did they?

Plot-wise, no. All the pieces do connect. What suffers are the characters and the stage version of Les Misérables is revealed to be what it is: a spectacle. The characters are archetypes and flat archetypes at that. There are good guys and bad guys. Full stop.

The characters most damaged by this CliffsNotes version are Marius and Cosette. The young couple’s love-at-first-sight story seems silly without the a Broadway proscenium protecting it. But they are not alone. Fantine’s fall from grace and death are so rapid we hardly have time to connect with her before she is dead. Without his Act 2 song “Dog Eat Dog” Thénardier is a just a clown instead of a scary, dangerous thief. Without his verses in “Red and Black” Grantaire is just another student soldier. (Do you even know to whom I am referring?)

I should pause here and say something positive as there are positive things to be said. The production design is gorgeous to look at. It’s gritty realism is at odds with the tone of the musical however and there are moments where set pieces make no sense. Why is the chain gang pulling a ship? Why is Fantine prostituting herself in a ship? Why is there an elephant in the middle of Paris? Why did the students barricade a cul de sac? And did they really need to get covered head-to-toe in filth while crawling through the sewers? All I could think was: Marius wounds are all getting infected. He should die. Or at least get pink eye.

Did I say I was going to be positive?

Many critics have pointed to casting as the principal issue in the film. The Anne Hathaway haters came out in full force when it became clear she would win an Oscar. Russell Crowe’s singing issues are well documented. Hugh Jackman is not large enough to be Valjean. Etc. Etc. Etc. But some of the casting (including Ms Hathaway) is great.

Helena Bonham Carter and Sacha Baron Cohen are excellent as the Thénardiers. (And further evidence that the Les Misérables team had seen Sweeney Todd as they played Mrs Lovett and Pirelli respectively.) Also the choice to adjust the script making Mme Thénardier the stronger/smarter of the two was a nice touch. But the characters themselves suffer from cuts in the score that reduce them to comic relief and take away their menace. And their menace at the beginning of the show is what makes their final song haunting instead of silly.

Anne Hathaway is very good as Fantine. And, again, she benefits from some rewriting. Placing “I Dreamed a Dream” after “Lovely Ladies” instead straight after she gets fired gives the song more heft. I do not know that she deserves an Oscar for her performance but she certainly deserved one for Rachel Getting Married, so I have no objection.

I also enjoyed Aaron Tveit as Enjolras, the leader of the student rebels. His voice was clear and clean and he had the fiery stare of a naïve young man who sees the universe as black and red. And casting Colm Wilkinson (the original Jean Valjean in London and New York) as the Priest was a nice touch.

Jackman is an earnest Valjean. But the songs are at the top of his range and the live singing really makes that obvious. Crowe looks exactly like a Javert but his voice is not suited to the score. But his voice timbre did not bother me as much as Eddie Redmayne’s Marius. Every time he opened his mouth, I cringed.

But the casting issues only point to a larger issue: the direction of this movie is awful.

Tom Hooper and crew apparently decided the one thing everyone hates about movie musicals is people standing still and singing. So the camera is in constant motion. Cuts are frantic and without motivation. Apparently the crew bought a very expensive fish-eye lens as I can think of no other explanation why it is used so frequently. Characters pace, walk in circles, climb stares, anything but stand still and sing.

This most likely cause the frequent cutting since (famously) all the actors sung the film live. But it is hard to sing and walk under the best circumstances. But Les Misérables’s score is quite demanding on its performers. So to create a cohesive soundtrack, frequent cuts were necessary.

This is also most likely why Hooper’s camera is in a constant state of climbing up its actors’ noses. In order to record a high-quality sung performance, the microphone must be near to the actor’s mouth. As a result, the camera must be close to the actor to keep the mic out of the shot. Random dutch angels and fast pull backs into the sky keep the camera’s existence conspicuous and distracting. This, to me, is the worst sin a director can commit.

The hilarious irony here is if there were ever a stage musical that would benefit from a good, old fashioned, over-blown, 3 hour film adaptation featuring lavish sets and stage pieces, it would be Les Misérables. Hooper and Co.’s chosen style for the film show a complete lack of understanding of the source material and what make it successful.

The best moment in the film is “I Dreamed a Dream.” She sits there and (in one, unbroken take) sings a gorgeous song. Her character is revealed at her lowest moment and we empathize. We engage. It is amazing. Contrast this with “Bring Him Home” in which Hugh Jackman walks in circles for no apparent reason and concludes with the camera shooting up into the sky like it is trying to escape.

But there were thirty minutes more to go.


January 3rd, 2013

A new year and new adventures means one last* look back at where it all began.

*This will in no way be the last look back at where it all began.

It Was 50 Years Ago Today: The Beatles First Interview

October 27th, 2012

The Beatles recorded their very first radio interview was conducted by Monty Hall and broadcast on Radio Clatterbrige a closed-circuit radio station serving Cleaver and Clatterbridge Hospitals on the Wirral. At the time The Beatles were playing Hulme Hall in Port Sunlight which is where Monty Lister conducted the interview between shows.

Listen to excerpts HERE. The full interview is widely bootlegged.

It Was 50 Years Ago Today: “Love Me Do” b/w “P.S. I Love You”

October 5th, 2012

5 October 1962: Parlophone released the 45 single LOVE ME DO b/w P.S. I Love You in the UK.

And here’s who actually plays drums on the various recordings:

When The Beatles went before George Martin in their Parlophone Audition, he was not a fan of Pete Best and told Brian Epstein so. At that point, Best was fired and Ringo was hired. It was he who played on the first session for “Love Me Do.” But Martin was still not happy and so hired professional drummer Andy White for The Beatles’ next session at which they re-recorded “Love Me Do” and recorded it’s B-Side “P.S. I Love You.” But apparently White’s drumming wasn’t so much better than Ringo’s for it is Ringo’s drumming that appears on the A-side of the single. White’s drumming (with Ringo on tambourine) closes the first side of the Please Please Me LP. And White’s version is featured on most collections.

The only other person to drum on a Beatles recording is Paul who can be heard drumming on “Back in the U.S.S.R.,” “Dear Prudence,” “Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?,” & “Wild Honey Pie,” and “The Ballad Of John & Yoko.” John was once asked if he thought Ringo was the best drummer in the world, to which he jokingly replied: “He’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles!”

Interestingly, “P.S. I Love You” was originally considered for the A-side but rejected because it shared a title with a famous hit from the late 20s.

Love Me Do (single version) [Ringo on drums]

Love Me Do (album version) [Andy White on drums; Ringo on tambourine]

P.S. I Love You [Andy White on drums; Ringo on tambourine]

Colonel Brooks’

September 7th, 2012

I fell asleep in the car on the way down to D.C. from Wilmington, Delaware.  I woke up as we hit campus.  The banner read: “Welcome Class of 2002!” I thought: “Crap. I agreed to do this, didn’t I?”

I had friends on campus before I arrived. I made friends that very day. Friends I still am very close with. But Catholic University never felt like home to me until I discovered Colonel Brooks’ Tavern.

I was given the drill by an upper-classman: “You go to Brooks’ around 9pm, then to Kitty’s at midnight, you’re home by 2am.” But when midnight came, I did not want to leave. We were having fun. This girl I knew had flushed her keys down the toilet (it is a powerful toilet) and I was trying to cheer her up by repeatedly saying: “I’m sorry, I don’t know who you are. Can I see some I.D.?”

Though I did darken the door of Kitty O’Shea’s from time to time as well as My Brother’s Place and Ellis Island, Brooks’ was our spot. By senior year we practically lived there. Brian and J.J. were our bartenders, Carlos was our waiter. The bill was never as big as it should have been but our tips made up the difference.

Relationships were born and died in its booths. Friends were won and lost. Professors were lauded and (more often) derided. This was our place. This was the white hot center of our silly little universe and we were its masters.

I was at CUA before the Pryz, before Opus. I had friends in Conaty and Spellman. I was the first resident of Millennium South 413C. I was there before. I do not mourn the loss of a building. I do not cry that it is gone, I rejoice that it happened. Colonel Brooks’ Tavern is coming down on my ten year CUA Homecoming. What a perfect circle.

The new students will find new haunts. The neighborhood will grow. And in 20 years, someone will write a piece for The Tower about their favorite haunt being torn town. That is the way of things. All of this has happened before and will happen again. And I am so glad I got to see it.

By the way, I married the girl who flushed her wallet. Still do not know her name, though.


August 19th, 2012

A successful author tells us the story of her true love.

This film was entered in the LA 48HFP but filmed in Wilmington, Delaware.

Francesca Vavala
Roddy Flynn

and Gene Dzielak as “Mr Henry”

written and directed by Patrick Flynn; produced by Gene Dzielak, Kelley Flynn, Patrick Flynn, Chris Mathieu, Sara Tantillo

genre: Mockumentary
prop: bottle
character: David or Denise Stott, athletic coach
line: “Why did you do that?”

Louise: The 48 Second Trailer

August 7th, 2012

Here’s the 48 second trailer for our 48 hour film Louise.

The Inverse Delirium

May 10th, 2012

If you’ve never then you should. I did and I thought it was the tits.

I’m on the latest episode of a podcast (straight outta Baltimore) called The Inverse Delirium joining the ranks of such former guests as Kevin Pollak and folks from WYPR. It’s a funny-fun listen-time and you should because you can. You can download it on iTunes and/or listen here Inverse Delirium 44.

Love yourself.